The days are slowly getting longer?

You must have noticed that it stays light longer these days

These are the best days of your life

We all should live our best life

You should be the best person you can

I'm picking the best person for the job

Applied for the job in person

A person I know hired me for a job I didn't even apply for!

They even hired the drunken priest

I didn't even know a priest could get drunk!

The priest could get drunk by drinking the ceremonial wine.

Especially since the priest doesn't share his wine anymore

Do you think the priests use box wine?

I like box wine so it wouldn't bother me

Would like me to box that up for you?

It already comes in a box but thanks for asking 

I already have a box of cookies

I ate the whole box of S'more cookies

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

 

 

The whole thing smells a little fishy to me

If it smells fishy and isn't fish throw it out.

The cats food smells fishy so I'm not going to throw that out

Please, throw your trash out.

The trash goes out on Tuesdays

I go back to work on Tuesday