Hard to get a weekend day off in your profession

 

I know but it won't be as hard if I change my profession

Are you looking to change your profession?

I've been looking for a change to have a little more work life balance

Yea, life is too short for just work all the time!

It's not that I work to much but the hours I do work keep me from attending a lot of family events or other things

Yea, I get it because I missed a lot when I had my ice cream truck, it sucked so I sold it lol

I scream,  you scream, we all scream for ice cream

I had a bunch of good ice cream on the truck.

What made you decide to buy an ice cream truck?

Watching all the little dollar signs running to the ice cream truck that went down my street 😂

People watching at the street fair

I'm watching cars go down the street 😂

Driving your car on the wrong side of the street

Houses are decorated on my street for Christmas

I have slowly decorated my apartment for Christmas

I didn't decorate for Christmas this year or last 😞

Is there a reason why you don't decorate for Christmas anymore?

Yea, there is a reason, plus my dog and cat don't know the difference anyway 

Fair enough. So, where do the squirrels hide their nuts anyway?

I think they hide their nuts in the tree they live in.

Is it proper to call someone bat shit crazy or just frucking nuts?

Bat shit crazy works for me but either will probably get the point across

It's impolite to point but sometimes necessary

You make a good point