The woman who bakes bread in her Dutch oven silly, who else.

Nothing better than fresh baked bread from the oven

Nothing better than bread baked with love

How about bread baked with pot, that's better 😂

The pot head forgot he was baking bread

The bread he forgot smoked up the whole house and now everyone's high

They were so high that they ate the burnt bread

That made them so high they couldn't bake a new load of bread

Moral of the story, don't get stoned and try to bake bread

For a minute there I thought you were going to say the moral of the story was don't get stoned 

Getting stoned is not a moral dilemma

Not getting stoned is a dilemma though sometimes

I have a dilemma on account of not getting stoned

My dilemma is whether to get stoned or drunk lol 

I decided on being a drunk and stoned foodie. (Munchies)

I'm having a beer and I just ate an edible so I'll be stoned with the munchies soon

Selling edibles to get people stoned is prosperous

It's prosperous as long as you're selling it in a state where it's legal otherwise its preposterous lol

Selling illegal edibles and Is not only preposterous but also felonious

(Look at you with your big words 😂)

 

It's not the edibles that are illegal, it's what's in them 😄

The edibles are what is making me paranoid

You ate the wrong edibles, trust me

I wrongfully trusted the guy selling the edibles

Was the guy wearing a trench coat and standing in a dark alley?

The man opened his trench coat to reveal a clown costume