Sarah

I can imagine my undies are robust enough to restrain anyone!

Bondage? Undies?

Ouchy, My head hurts. I'm staying in bed!

My dress is the wrong fabric!

Go

We're going to a club I'd not normally ho to!

I have confirmation my knickers have been seen! It's ok. They're nice knickers!

Everything is cool when you're part of a team!

I think I'm in the Lego movie! Everythingis awesome!

Awesome forum!

Ooh... Another bottle of wine! Awesome friends! Awesome autocorrect making me look sober!

Don't think I've flashed my knickers!

Awesome night so far

Wooohooooooooooooooooo!

I tried doing a selfie but it didn't look good, i just couldn't get any of my 6 penises to sit right in my bikini bottoms.

Who's got wine?

I'm going to get shockingly drunk and go dancing!

Just read my posts, I'm hardly the sharpest tool in the box!

1 month is amazing, just gets easier

Is it home time yet?

Isn't it just porn for cowards?

I'll get my bikini ready!

Thanks everyone, not to far before I hit a year!

Thanks everyone :) My hangover is nearly gone!

pass him over!? Lol! Mine mine all mine! Maybe we can share!? And found out he might be a new Indiana Jones, I love Indi! But ding dong! :D