December 25, 20178 yr I know what will happen to society in the next month. About Jan 1st, people will make all these plans to better their lives. They are going to resolve to do the following - join the gym and lose weight, quit smoking, save money, and pay off debt. People will join gyms in droves. Radio and TV commercials will constantly advertise products and services that will make this possible. The biggest advertising campaign will be for weight loss. Every other commercial will be about that. though it is a little hazy in my mind, but I think I can see another weight loss gimmick product hitting the stores. Perhaps someone with greater future-predicting abilities than myself can clarify if this will happen. I know what everyone is thinking other than the fact that i am a dumb ass. They people are thinking "But oh great wise one, these things happen EVERY year around this time!" Well... yes and no. Yes because they do happen but no because this time is different. This time people are really going to do these things. I mean REALLY do them. Really pay off debt, quit smoking, going to the gym, losing weight, saving money... Until, wait, let the image in my head come through. AHH YES! About Jan 15th. By then, their resolutions will be put on hold. But in 2019, just you wait! THEN, THEN, they will get serious! And since holidays are always pushed on use several months out, I wanted to tell everyone have a happy and safe 4th of July. Stay cool and stay hydrated this holiday. Keep the dogs inside, they do not like fireworks.
December 30, 20178 yr While JetBlack's forecast may be more accurate. I'm going with Bakon's prediction as it looks like a lot more fun.
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.