Let the bank balance expand! The tabacco company shareholders have profitted enough from my labours, they are going to have to cut back somewhere!
My name is Beth, and I had my first cigerette, in a friends garage, when I was 10. I'm sure she stole it off her father. Over the years, I have counted pennies many times to buy cigerettes. They have been my friend through dark times, well I thought they were - turns out they were just spending all my money and ruining my lung capacity.
So, goodbye to that jerk! As always, these break-ups are hard. A person requires emotional support and encouragement to turn their backs and walk away for the last time. So - thanks for being here you all :)
I'll be 50 next year, and I want my money back! Well - I do - but, I'll be content with keeping my money from now on :)