December 1, 20223 yr We searched in vain All over town The perfect Christmas tree Could not be found. Douglas and Nobles That cost quite a lot I rather spend my money On a big bag of pot. The ficus we'll decorate And use as our tree. We'll water it daily With beer enriched pee. And next Christmas a fake Christmas tree we will buy And so will end the hassle For me and my guy.
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