A man feared his wife wasn't hearing 
as well as she used to and he 
thought she might need a hearing aid. 

Not quite sure how to approach her, he 
called the family doctor to 
discuss the problem. 

The Doctor told him there is a simple 
informal test the husband could 
perform to give the doctor a better 
idea about her hearing loss. 

Here's what you do," said the 
Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from 
her, and in a normal conversational 
speaking tone see if she hears 
you. 

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, 
and so on until you get a response." 


That evening, the wife is in the 
kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in 
the den. He says to himself, "I'm 
about 40 feet away, let's see what 
happens." 

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, 
what's for dinner?" 

No response.. 

So the husband moves closer to the 
kitchen, about 30 feet from his 
wife and repeats, "Honey, 
what's for dinner?" 

Still no response. 

Next he moves into the dining room 
where he is about 20 feet from his 
wife and asks, 
"Honey, what's for dinner?" 

Again no response. 

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, 
about 10 feet away.. "Honey, 
what's for dinner?" 

Again there is no response. 


So he walks right up behind her... 
"Honey, what's for dinner?" 

 

 

 

(I just love this) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Honey, for THE 

FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"

 

 

blame this joke on my dad he told me this when i was a kid

jack and went up the hill

they each had a dollar and a quarter

jill came dome with 2 and a half

you think they went up for water.       i know corny right

Why is an elephant big and gray?

 

If it was small and white it would be an aspirin.