lol...scratchit moving?

My friend and two sons came over for a little dinner today.

They were getting ready to go as their mom said..come on! we have to go take baths

I said..i wanna bath too! Will you share?

The 4 year old..no! im not sharing my bath with you! no no no.

Me..fine then. let me just give you the heimlich maneuver so you can vomit up all the food i just fed you, you ingrate. Thatll teach you about sharing

4 year old..whats the scratchit moving? youre so silly, you crazy, I want a hug

Bends over to hug him, and he socked me right in the eye.

Im not sure if im glad i didn’t have more kids, or if im sad i missed out on something.

Ps..best birthday week EVER!

If i could turn back time and repeat, i so would.

I did have to leave one bar, due to smoking allowed inside still, but that was okay.

I survived.

Working on thanksgiving madness next. 

YES!