A Truth & Two Lies

[Wee fluffy me]

Just what are we playing 2 &1  or 1 &2.. I'm so confused....?‍♀️?‍♀️

[Sslip]

This is 1 truth 2 lies.

 

 1. I have taken part in EID celebrations 

2. I have taken part in Holi celebrations

3. I have taken part in Diwali celebrations 

[WeegieWoman]

1 is true

[Sslip]

1 is not so true (here'2 a hint add another 1 to the 1 you already guessed for the festival they have early in the year)

[notsmokinjo]

2.... That's the one where they chuck coloured shlt at each other yeah?

@Sslip well?!?!?

[Sslip]

We have a winner again in Jo. Yes it is the festival of colours, but I can assure you it is not shit they are throwing. I was in India for work at the time and it was really good fun.

 

@notsmokinjo well what you're right and what's the answer in 2:1 as well

Edited March 25, 2018 by Sslip

[Wee fluffy me]

Yep.. if it is, (cos I'm too lazy to Google) then Jo's answer is mine too ?

 

 Yeah Jo it's not sh*t of many colours they throw.. let's just get that straight right now ???

Edited March 25, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[notsmokinjo]

Other answer was 1 so slippy got it...

 

OK:

1. My dads little sistet is married to my mums little brother.

2. My dad let me give him head slaps repeatedly because he didn't get a joke.

3. My parents met at my dad's cousin's 21 birthday party.

[Sslip]

1. I reckon this is a fib.

2. I don't reckon its a matter if he lets you, you just do

3. Seems reasonable.

 

3 is the truth

[notsmokinjo]

What fluffy ( @Wee fluffy me ) bleaching now?

[Sslip]

that's not a question I feel compelled to answer

[Wee fluffy me]

(Ok taking the rubber gloves off now...)

 

2 is the truth?

[notsmokinjo]

3.. Is a lie, my parents had known each other their whole lives, theyhooked up at my dads cousins 18th.

1... Is also a lie, my dads little bro married my mums little sis.

2 ... Is true... Detective Fluffy has it.... There is this joke where you draw a house in one corner of a page and a shop in the diagonally opposite, between them you draw trees..you give the own to your victim and ask them to go to the shop without hitting any trees... Then to draw the way home... Ask them if tgey are sure they can do it without hitting a tree... Tell them to close there eyes and go to the shop without hitting a tree... As soon as they start drawing slao them in the forehead and say Woops you hit a tree... So there's the joke, well dad, Mr competitive, wanted to kepp trying cis he was sure he could get there without hitting a tree.. After 5 or 6 slaps I explained that he wad always going to hit a tree, he still didn't really get it until I showed great m he hadnt actually hit any trees

[Sslip]

@Wee fluffy me are you sleeping again?

[Wee fluffy me]

Whoop.. Whoop.. I get a turn... FINALLY.

 

Geez, I've forgot .. I've waited that long I 've bloody well forgot what I was going to write.....!!!!!?

 

Need more coffee...

 

I'll be back?

 

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Okeydokey, finally come up with something......

 

And so nobody cheats, I have removed my pic..?

 

And look at the flippin colour it has given me.. Bloody pea soup green.. It's horrible, horrible I say...?

 

1.. I mostly wear contact lenses..

 

2.. My eyebrows are feather tattooed on..

 

3.. I have false teeth..

 

[notsmokinjo]

And the truth is #2... Cos why not.. How dare it give you pea n ham soup green when it gives Slippy purple an he probably thinks it yellow anyway ??

Edited March 26, 2018 by notsmokinjo

[Sslip]

Okay well I think Jo has got this right, but with the available options I'm going with 1.

[notsmokinjo]

Wot the fvck is feather tattoo when its at home????

[Wee fluffy me]

Hahahaha...

 

Ya both wrong .. why the hell would I get my eyebrows tattooed...!!!

 

No way I could put contact lenses in.. finger... glass... eye... do one..!!

 

So yes I do have false teeth.. 

 

Haud the bus.. I know what your thinking.. Oooww it's wee gumsy me ..!!

 

I don't plonk them in a glass at bedtime I have 2 stuck to my real teeth due to all my sweety eating as a kid and me being a big bloody chicken...!!

 

Jo, yeah, I did my research on my lie. Feathering is better than solid block tattoo  as it looks like wee strands of hair...?

Edited March 26, 2018 by Wee fluffy me

[Sslip]

Does that mean you've stopped sweety eating now?

 

And nice to see you back, rather than that putrid green colour.

Edited March 26, 2018 by Sslip

[Wee fluffy me]

Nope.. got false ones so I could keep eating them.. hahah and Soooooo glad to be back keeping my eye on everyone..?

 

Right we'll have to do it again then won't we         wooòooow

[notsmokinjo]

13 minutes ago, Sslip said:

Does that mean you've stopped sweety eating now?

 

And nice to see you back, rather than that putrid green colour.

So your sure it wasn't brown?

[Wee fluffy me]

7 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

So your sure it wasn't brown?

 

What did I miss.. what did I miss..??????

 

1.. I  have  31 Easter eggs in so far..

 

2.. I only have 7 Easter eggs in..

 

3..  My favorite Easter egg is a Creme Egg egg

 

 

[notsmokinjo]

1 is true...

 

Oh in the books, music & movies boards there is a car thread (I dunno these crazy yanks) do I posted some orange cars and Slippy insisted 1 was brown... It was frickin orange. I'll go tag you in it do you can see.