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My saliva no longer tastes like smoke.

 

Representative 

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Idiots throw away their quits thinking they can have 'just one'.

 

smoking

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I am positive I can never take another puff. 

 

Nipple

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It doesn't take much of a tipple for inhibitions to fly oh the window.

 

Piggery

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Ninety percent of what comes out if my mouth is gobbledygook to everyone else on the train.

 

Frogs

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Did you have to dissect frogs in high school biology?

 

cowboys

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 No, but I tried to dissect a few cowboys as an angry young man.

 

Cranium

 

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Is Penls Cranium the scientific name for what I like to refer to my prime minister as?

 

Salad

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“Penis cranium is legitimate name most politicians could be called” I pondered as I ate my salad.  

 

Concentrate

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"Jo would do so much better if she would only concentrate" grade 3 re.. Oh look the suns come out and... Where's the tranny the footy's on in... Hey kid you got home... Um what are we doing?

 

Pickle

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Would you like sandwich or ploughmans pickle on your  baguette.?

 

 

Toe

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As I sat watching classic reruns of Masterchef, I was reminded how much Lloyd Grossman irritates me.

 

Deaf

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I’m so deaf, I’ve never heard of Lloyd Grossman

 

Anus

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If slippy doesn't own slippers wot does he wear on his feet on Sundays?

 

Chook

 

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Black marks have gone in the book for you two ladies.

 

Trouble

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Hey @Weegie I thought we were in trouble then but checked and he definitely said ladies so were in the clear.

 

Punishment

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The punishment for bigamy is two mothers in law.

 

tongue

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