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23 hours ago, Boo said:

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do,

It's just no good when Chicks count that way,

They need a good spanking everyday...

 

In the actual three dog night song, he does say "Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one...

He never does specify if the number 3 is lonely or if it could be as bad as the number one or two or...

Three is the second loneliest number since the number one....

 

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3 minutes ago, Jetblack said:

 

In the actual three dog night song, he does say "Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one...

He never does specify if the number 3 is lonely or if it could be as bad as the number one or two or...

Three is the second loneliest number since the number one....

 

 

Math is hard.

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Boo it is not just math but English grammar (Or Engrish glamor, as man who not have no good language engrish learning yet might say)

 

Look at the next lines in that song -

 

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

 

First he says "No" is the saddest... THEN he says "Yes" is the saddest. They cannot BOTH be the saddest. One can be second saddest.

 

I did experience "No" once. It was quite sad.

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3 hours ago, Jetblack said:

Boo it is not just math but English grammar (Or Engrish glamor, as man who not have no good language engrish learning yet might say)

 

Look at the next lines in that song -

 

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

 

First he says "No" is the saddest... THEN he says "Yes" is the saddest. They cannot BOTH be the saddest. One can be second saddest.

 

I did experience "No" once. It was quite sad.

 

It could be that there is a much deeper meaning to that song.  Perhaps in the future students will write their doctoral thesis on the hidden messages contained in that song.

 

Or, it could be that the guys in Three Dog Night did a bunch of drugs.

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Mods/admin - If this song just isn't corny enough to be posted and must be deleted, I would hope I do not receive a warning.

 

I try not to take sides in battle of the sexes but here it is -

 

When the sticks are winning, they do a special chant. It is the same one heard at the beginning of this song. I heard this song last night at work, and besides thinking, "WT actual F?" I thought, I bet the sticks chant this when winning".

 

So chicks, even when we are lagging behind, just let the sticks have their fun. it ain't gonna kill us except we might die laughing. THAT is how I want to go.

 

 

 

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