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Flowers fit better than trees

 

Why is Wiley E Coyote always  to late to catch the roadrunner?

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Cos he stops to hold up stupid signs.

 

Why did dastardly never win in wacky racers?

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Because his plans always suck

 

Why couldn't Charlie Brown ever get to kick the football?

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Cos no one ever taught him how to do a drop punt or a torpedo.

 

Why do they all gridiron football when there is so very little kicking of the ball involved?

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Your supposed to kick the ball?

 

Why is a football not shaped round like all other balls?

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Because it takes more skill to kick an oval footy than it does to kick a round ball. 

 

Why do foods shaped like balls taste so good?

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It's the spit they use to form it

 

What will happen if I read read but should have read read?

 

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Time travel...Time travel is what will happen...Cos you might step back in time.

 

Do you think YOLO was a thing for Buddhists?

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No that was yoyo no caps

 

If I quit cussing will it help my teeth be less sensitive?

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No, but the might get whiter

 

Why would someone call you a shit talker?

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Who called me a shit talker?

 

If I run out of glue can I use a booger?

 

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Dunno but if you fun put of hair gel you can use some sprog.

 

How come door knobs are all deaf?

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Because they don't have ears

 

How do you lock an automatic opening door?

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Shut off the power

 

If braces make beautiful faces how come my brothers wife is still ugly?

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You just can't fix ugly

 

Why do people with no common sense think their smarter than everyone else?

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Because they have no common sense

 

What are stuck up people stuck up with?

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There's always that stick up there arse

 

What is the whole fascination with coffee?

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Fascination?....obcession mate, coffee owns my soul...have you not smelled the divine ambrosia that is fresh brewed coffee.....

 

Why do ya say "see ya later" when you don't  know when or if you'll see em again.

 

 

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 I guess it's better than "have a nice life asshat"

 

 

What is the true meaning of calling someone a "pee on"?

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It means you're looking for a fight

 

What's the difference between a seesaw and a teeter totter?

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 a teeter totter a drunken tot and a seasaw is an underwater circular saw

 

Why are they called monkey bars instead of the parallel ladder?

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Monkeys invented them

 

Why doesn't driftwood drift instead of just laying around?

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The wood lying around is called retired wood (already drifted wood)

 

 

So, why is it that someone who rides a swing is not called a swinger?

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No wonder I got dirty looks the other day!

 

How can you tell if a blank sheet of paper contains a secret message written in invisible ink?

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Pee on it

 

How come smart phones and TVs can't learn from us?

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