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They now use coconut shells instead of barbed wire due to poking issues. Lawsuit is pending

 

Why are objects in the mirror closer than they appear?

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i think australia and nz should be the 5th and 6th countries of the uk under the reign of Her Majesty the Queen (gawd bless her)maybe we should let the US rejoin the Brits the queens a more stable head of state than mr trump.

 

 

Have I managed to upset everyone now or have I missed some of you ?

 

 

 

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Jo

 

LOL

Its a joke

Q Did you hear about the Irish Kamikaze pilot

A He flew 45 Missions.

 

Not sure if u have Irish jokes in Australia. In the UK they cast doubt on irish intellect (Probably unfairly)

Obviously Japanese Kamikaze pilots only flew 1 mission.

Hope this clears it up for you.

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1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

I think you even got the canooks by completely forgetting their existence.

On what map are Turkey, Israel and Australia part of Europe?

 

Any map where Daniela Ruah is a presenter is one I can subscribe to

 

Will Conchita Wurst ever make it on the "Babe of the Day" page?

 

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5 hours ago, despair not said:

i think australia and nz should be the 5th and 6th countries of the uk under the reign of Her Majesty the Queen (gawd bless her)maybe we should let the US rejoin the Brits the queens a more stable head of state than mr trump.

Have I managed to upset everyone now or have I missed some of you ?

 

 

Didn't bother me none. Trump is about as nutty as a squirrel turd. I mean there is something really wrong with his head and not just that horrid hair style he has had for 30+ years.

 

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I am so confident that when I did smoke, I would not even take the cigarette out of my mouth before telling the policeman to kiss my ass.

 

Now about 25 years ago there were Golden Graham commercials that asked this, but still needs answered -

 

How do they cram all that graham?

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That is a stupid question. No it did not smell like FEET. It was one shoe which holds one foot. Therefore, it smelled like a FOOT.

At least she didn't live in some undies.

 

In the song "No sugar tonight", he mentions "a bag of goodies and a bottle of wine".

Is he talking about halloween candy?

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Hey don't define it's sexuality. At various stages of life it can be many things. It may just be waiting for the right temptation or opportunity.

 

Do you think it prefers fag to coffin nail or cancer stick?

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