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Because a genius came up with the English language

 

How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?

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A nanosecond

 

Is it ok to listen to AM radio after noon?

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Of course they have the best cricket and footy commentary.

 

How come an Original Krispe Kreame Doughnut has no cream just that dodgy glaze?

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Because they misspelled cream

 

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

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To leave more room for the bodies

 

If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too?

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Only if they don't want to loose synchronicity points.

 

If I need to go to the toilet is it safe to use the one at the station?

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Yes as long as you hover and flush with your shoe

 

Did Humpty Dumpty commit suicide?

 

 

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