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What's my hamster's official name???

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Sazerac:  Becuase they are MACHINES!!!

Evelyn: the official name is the one you named it!

 

How come weekends, vacations, and holidays are so  blasted short?

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how come weekends, vacations, and holidays are so  blasted short?

 

because

 

your (and my) 'time' frame is out of whack.

 

Still, where the **** are my gate keys ?

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you were Wrong, I know that is hard to hear.

Keys were on the Kitchen table under a napkin.

 

Monday's and Wednesdays suck

because Everything Sucks or doesn't Suck.

 

when may I expect some more Joy ?

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When sadness goes on strike!

 

How can tell which side is a head or tail when there are is no  head on a 100 yen coin?!

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You can't. Call 'Number or Blossom'.

 

Why does Vladimir Putin endorse Donald Trump?

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He's too macho to support Hilary 'furin'ton (thats actually a japanese joke left over from billy's administraton - furin meaning extramarital affair and sounds like (flin) when pronounced.

 

Why are humans so annoying?

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Because Aliens are easily annoyed.

 

Is it me or is it you?

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'cos dirty is gooooooooood.

 

why do holidays pass so fast?

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Too much sangria....

 

Is it a bird,plane,or have I just seen batman fly by...

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That was just a bug on your glasses :)

 

Why can't we work 2 days a week and have 5 days off?

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Won't be enough ice cream....

 

Why do I fall asleep as soon as the audio book starts..and I miss it all...

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because you are sleepy

 

why would Doreen say, 'there isn't there enough ice cream' ?

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Because the ice cream van wouldn't be big enough...

 

Why does a spider have to have so many legs...we can run fast with two..

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Because they're busy jumping into freezers.

 

Why is 'Why'  the same word as  'Because'  in Spanish ?

 

¿Porque ?   i Porque ! 

 

  Why ?         Because !

 

love that

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because old injuries like to punish you

 

will they think before they act ?

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Not if its hail and snow..

 

Does my bum look big in this ?

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No but, it looks HUGE next to this.

 

Am I wrong again ?

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The day after yesterday....

 

Will it ever stop raining ?

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