Scarfolk

[mightyboosh]

I was in a nostalgic mood and reminiscing about my memories of living in Scarfolk. I lived there from 1971 until 1974 and remember that it was great fun but a bit weird. My dad said the town council was a bit intrusive and strict but fair with it. Ahh, happy days.

 

https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/

 

 

[mightyboosh]

I think they're onto something with this policy. The logic is infallible. I'd vote for it.

 

     

 

In 1970 the Scarfolk Crime Commission embarked on the largest study into crime to date. After two years of intense investigation it found a startling correlation between the types of people who commit crime and their early life experiences.

The findings were unequivocal: 100% of criminals had also once been children.

The council immediately put into effect acts intended to reduce, if not entirely eradicate this insidious cause of crime. Thousands of children were rounded up in camps. Toys were burnt in massive pyres. Adults were sterilised. Anyone who had been in regular contact with children, or had ever been a child, was quarantined in vast bunkers specially built several storeys below the council building.

Though Scarfolk was reduced to a ghost town, the scheme proved a success. During the first month that these stringent measures had been implemented not one crime had been committed. Consequently, at the 1972 Conference of Sham Utopias, a local conservative MP predicted that the most successful towns, and even countries, of the future will be those that eradicate all citizens who have any connection to, or dealings with, children or the adults they grow into.