Brain Fog - The Eighth Level of Hell

[Eight-Toe Joe]

G'day Jo !  I'm just wandering around this place in total awe ! There is so much to distract and entertain ! WOW !
      Songs,music and games.......I'm just gonna live here...over there in the corner, I don't eat too much and I'll keep the tunes down.

[Diane R]

Joe you are quite funny! I love it life is full of Debbie downers. 

[Eight-Toe Joe]

Diane......Failure is not an option anymore. We gotta do this. I think we found the perfect group of people to help us. I'm with you on this . Be prepared for the shit storm on the horizon. Hunker down and hold on ! All we have.....is our future !  Stay strong, my friend !

[Diane R]

Lol I’ve been thoughpenalty on shit storms I live in south Florida . Geez no hurricanes in next few weeks please. That would suck for sure no a/c no hot showers. Oh boy that would sure be a test. Oh and the worse no internet. 

Edited July 17, 2019 by Diane R

[jillar]

Glad you're checking everything out Joe. As you can see there's a ton of stuff here to keep your mind busy

[Eight-Toe Joe]

When they reach the "D's" . I hope it's Hurricane Diane ! " She came ashore in a fury ! " Blew everyone away !" " " Changed her course and quit smoking! "
             Good Luck !

[Eight-Toe Joe]

jillar- WOW !  " It takes a village to raise a non-smoker."  So I'm just going to build a small grass shack on the outskirts of this here town. Maybe run for city council someday
This place is awesome!

[Jordan7]

I have been dubbed Pirate Carmen the Parrotless, which is just as well, I suppose, if you're a penguin.  Aaar!  Argh.

 

[Eight-Toe Joe]

Penguin Pirates don't waddle. It be a swagger, to be sure. Aye, a most confident swagger indeed !

Edited July 17, 2019 by Eight-Toe Joe

[Reciprocity]

1 hour ago, QueenB said:

Let me share something...….

During one of my many craving episodes( you will have them), I could feel it coming....  I didn't want to eat anything, I didn't want to read anything, I didn't want anything but for the craving to stop!  I sat on the side of my bed and grab the back of my head and rocked until that crap passed(and they do)!  The whole time my husband is standing in the doorway watching me!

I shrugged my shoulders and said. "that was all I knew to do" we laughed and that was the end of that craving......

 

So what did we learn(In my mother voice)

We do whatever we can, however we can, whenever we can not to take another puff!!!

Be encouraged Joe if I can do this so can YOU!!!!

This is very true. Sometimes there's nothing to do but grit your teeth and ride out the craving. They won't kill ya, just not pleasant  

[Diane R]

Joe my hubby would agree with  Hurricane Diane lol. I haven’t been in the best mood! Poor man has to live with me. I’m staying as far a way as I can when the smoke is coming out of my ears lol

[Eight-Toe Joe]

Diane- I'm sure he is 100% on your side on this. After the storm...there is always a rainbow. You can do this ! Look at all these people that have succeeded. It can be done....so let's just do it !

[Diane R]

Yes Joe he is. He seen  Hurricane Diana time or 2 over the last 18 years. It’s not pretty. He just stay out of the path ha ha 

[Eight-Toe Joe]

**** THIS IS NOT A TEST****   The National Weather Service has issued a warning for the Palm Beach area for about a month or so. All people( Especially Diane's Husband) are advised to seek shelter immediately ! Do not aggravate Diane in any way . Do not push any of her buttons during this critical time. Do not drive through huge puddles,cuz that's just stupid. Do not tell Diane to calm down,because that is pretty stupid also. You are in for one hell of a ride. **** THIS IS NOT A TEST**** ( Except for Diane's husband...this will be an unbelievable test for you! )

[Doreensfree]

Well done Joe ,you have arrived here with the right attitude.i have tried to laugh my way through my own quit .

After all ...it's mind blowin....being able to laugh at ourselves is a great start.. Quitting isn't all doom and gloom !

[Eight-Toe Joe]

Hi Doreen !  Yup.....no sense in the whole self pity thing. It is what it is and that's all that it is !  Quitting is fun ! ( )
                          Thanks for all your help Doreen......Much appreciated !

[Diane R]

Ha ha Joe  Hurricane Diane is currently going through the house throwing all the crap out. Hope no one misses anything that got in the way 

[Mee]

Don't worry my marriage survived my quit.  I was a meek and mild sweet person but when I quit I dropped so many F bombs my husband was in shock.  Things did calm down a few months into my quit but I still drop an occasional F bomb to keep my husband on his toes.   

[Eight-Toe Joe]

You women scare the hell outta me.......just sayin'.

[NADA]

Not only are the women scary, but they're notorious cheaters in the Chicks or Sticks game.

Edited July 17, 2019 by BKP

[Eight-Toe Joe]

BKP-  I don't know who you are, but I see you are a dude. So, of course I believe whatever you tell me and trust you with my life.
           I'm new and not yet aware of said " Chicks & Sticks" thing. But if you say they cheat then, HOW DARE THEY !!! I TRUSTED THEM !
     

[Doreensfree]

If you go there you will self combust,best stay away ...your brain will fry !!!

[Eight-Toe Joe]

It can't be worse than this Brain fog. Hmmm....an attempt to hide the blemishes from the new guy. A " Don't pay attention to the wizard behind the curtain" move.
The classic" Yellow Brick Road maneuver. But I trust these women with my quit. Surely, they are honest. Surely ,they are angels sent from heaven, or from the Nicoderm headquarters. I will follow Doreens advice and stay away from the chicks and more importantly, the sticks. For all I want in life is to swim like a dolphin and not to self combust. Is that so wrong? and Sazerac put up a sad emoji thingy, and I can't live with that kinda pain.

Edited July 17, 2019 by Eight-Toe Joe

[Boo]

23 hours ago, Sazerac said:

Here is a pirate name generator that I was having fun with as a porn star name generator.

http://gangstaname.com/names/pirate/generate?name=sazerac&data[Name][sex]=Female#.XS5cg-hKh7Y

 

What the....?  I thought this could be a good bit of fun.  Typed in Boo and clicked male, thing comes back with the name "Pirate Vinny the Infected."

 

Worst pirate name ever.

 

I'll stick with my porn star name that was the result of combining the name of your first pet and the name of the road you grew up on: Roscoe Red Hill.

 

Now that's a proper alias!  Name's Red Hill, Roscoe Red Hill.

[Sazerac]

1 minute ago, Boo said:

 

What the....?  I thought this could be a good bit of fun.  Typed in Boo and clicked male, thing comes back with the name "Pirate Vinny the Infected."

 

Worst pirate name ever.

 

 

I think you were mixing up porn and pirate.

Private Vinny The Infected is most certainly a porn name, innit ?